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Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37110) - you deserved it (3234)

On 06/11/2011 at 4:48am - health - by pleasestop (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Go in there with your head high, and your middle finger higher saying 'If I have to suffer, so do all of you!'.

#1 - On 06/11/2011 at 9:51am by Miss_Michaela

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When are you people going to learn the medicinal uses of butt-plugs? I don't use them for my pleasure; I use them to stop an inherited problem.

#12 - On 06/11/2011 at 10:01am by every1luvsboners

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