By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 317
You deserved it 14 182

Same thing different taste

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whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

spaz617 0

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...

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noonehere88 0

I wouldn't say it's too embarrassing.... only because no one else saw.

hahaha ^ I like your picture..it's cute xD.

I shudder to think what would happen if OP had to give birth.

Takador 3

I don't get it, if OP was sitting, how did he/she end up on the floor?

LOL0LOL 1

well..... did the shit come out?

Alpha35 4

LMFAO HAHAHAAA HIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD HAHHAA

thismeanswar 1

It's actually not that bad and more common than you may think. I talked to one ER doctor who said that's how most people that he sees have fainted.

Doomire 0
TriflingAllDay 6

But what you didnt know is that you were one step away fron reaching supersaiyen.

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forgettingsunday 0

anorexia isn't funny, especially since I suffered from it. fuckwad.

Gknd 0
iAmScrubs 19

You should have just got someone to tickle your nose with a feather duster.

ajkeneth 7

glad I'm not the only one!

whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

and there goes 4 people's attempts to be funny by stealing someone else's joke

zachary0005 4

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glutgyoogle 6
maebelline12 12
spaz617 0

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...

I looked at your comment and thought: "Really?" Then it dawned on me what I was doing... :-/

I hope no one wipes while holding their phone

At least you passed out before you blew out your rectum. Next time, grab a good book or a magazine and let gravity take care of the rest.

ilovepoppa 0

that's kinda disgusting. :/ I think you should try constipation medicine?

lol hopefully it was at home. not for your health but for your dignity. jk