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Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29763) - you deserved it (8917)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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That's crazy for 24 hours. You should aks if you can drink some soup through a straw.

#3 - On 04/21/2011 at 5:26pm by sweet_candy_

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Well at least your boyfriend didn't wanna test your gag reflex after the dentist.

#4 - On 04/21/2011 at 5:28pm by WOGBRO

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