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Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10596) - you deserved it (15517)

On 04/14/2011 at 6:12pm - health - by Omegared - United States

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YDI for tricking Rallets into moving out from under his bridge and going into your tree-house, by telling him that you own a lollipop machine. When you're actually putting your meat in a glory-hole used for your pleasure.

And Rallets even told me that he thought that it was a beef flavored lollipop. You, my friend, are one sick bastard.

#1 - On 04/14/2011 at 6:53pm by every1luvsboners

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yo yo will fuck yo nose up yo

#2 - On 04/14/2011 at 6:57pm by ladiesman219

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