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Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML

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On 04/10/2011 at 6:59am - health - by Frazzled (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Um correct me if Im wrong but isn't 3 days 72 hours?

OP you have done well looking after him when he is in hospital and you need your sleep. Simple fact is if you are too tired then you are in danger of crashing. I hope you told him you would be there in a couple of hours so you could get more sleep. I don't think he was being selfish though, his body clock is probably all over the place and he either didn't realise the time or just didn't think.

Also to the commenter somewhere above it is very possibleto die from lack of sleep, things just start to shut down. You are more likely to die from a fatigue induced accident than from the actual fatigue tho.

#64 - On 04/10/2011 at 2:43pm by monnanon

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well, he's not dying. you'll sleep eventually.

#3 - On 04/10/2011 at 1:34pm by SmallTownCutie

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