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Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML

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On 03/27/2011 at 1:55pm - health - by hellosir - United States

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that is beyond gross

#2 - On 03/27/2011 at 5:48pm by xXDubbleChic

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Eww, that's gross! But at least you didn't ruin a good pair of shoes.

#14 - On 03/27/2011 at 6:34pm by Doortje

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