FML - The follow-up

Today, I lost my virginity. It was painful, but not as painful as my boyfriend asking afterwards: "Um... did you use to be a guy?" FML

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And to answer everyone's question, no I didn't use to be a guy. And yes he is my ex.
By hellolaina - / Saturday 25 June 2016 00:13 / Australia
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  Mangascribbler  |  44

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  smallandroid  |  44

I assume that an artificially-constructed vagina might not make for the most pleasurable experience- I don't believe that they are able to self-lubricate like a biological vagina. You need to use a lot of lube for vaginal intercourse to be pleasurable. I'm not sure if an artificial vagina is capable of stretching to take the girth of a penis either.

  A1NoSauce  |  44

Personally I think he was just trying to find a way out of the relationship after getting the sex he wanted. I don't think there are many more phrases you could utter more than that to turn a girl off.

  ethan_18  |  44

I think that thinking you had a non-biological vagina may be correct, as you were losing your virginity and for sure weren't loose. Interesting and unique FML though

  samsam23t  |  34

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