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Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25078) - you deserved it (13603)

On 03/14/2011 at 12:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Confucius say, Man who flips out over partying will hit head when he gets to bar.

#9 - On 03/14/2011 at 7:07am by Jimboom

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Why the hell were you doing gymnastics at a bar? Especially an uneven bar!

#22 - On 03/14/2011 at 7:47am by DocBastard

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