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Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26179) - you deserved it (2157)

On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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It was Schrödinger's cat.

#10 - On 03/13/2011 at 2:15pm by FancyKnickers

See in context

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It was Halle Berry:P

#2 - On 03/13/2011 at 2:05pm by SilenceIsSilver

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