Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
by Steve / 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm / United States (California) / Health
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The burning pain distracted you from biting your nails, so mission accomplished!
#5 - On 02/24/2011 at 5:35pm by Doortje
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You should use garlic instead, and next time, put it only on your nails!
#1 - On 02/24/2011 at 5:26pm by Sinkhole
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