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Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML

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On 02/08/2011 at 1:51am - health - by CatLitterLover (woman) - United States (California)

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Eww, that's gross :| How could you not have seen it though? It has Xanax written on it.

#2 - On 02/08/2011 at 6:03am by Doortje

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But you didn't realize it when you placed in in your mouth?

#3 - On 02/08/2011 at 6:03am by Neylin

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