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Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32978) - you deserved it (3190)

On 02/03/2011 at 5:40am - health - by Summer_Jane (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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*puts this on her "things-to-do-when-I'm-old-and-can-get-away-with-it"-list*

#9 - On 02/03/2011 at 10:18am by Doortje

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that's why it's just easier to knock her down and take her purse

#2 - On 02/03/2011 at 10:05am by tommurry

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