Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML
by awkward drunk / 01/29/2011 at 7:40am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
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Nothing screams 'I'm drunk' like trying to act sober in front of your parents.
You think they've never seen a drunk kid before?
#14 - On 01/29/2011 at 2:29pm by Zebidee
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Congratulations on getting caught, idiot. There is no excuse for getting so shit-faced that uncontrolled vomiting ensues, especially in front of your mother. I hope you still live at home so your mother can ground your stupid ass.
#18 - On 01/29/2011 at 2:50pm by DocBastard
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