Nothing screams 'I'm drunk' like trying to act sober in front of your parents.
You think they've never seen a drunk kid before?
+13 | 8
Congratulations on getting caught, idiot. There is no excuse for getting so shit-faced that uncontrolled vomiting ensues, especially in front of your mother. I hope you still live at home so your mother can ground your stupid ass.
+10 | 32
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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