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Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML


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On 01/29/2011 at 7:40am - health - by awkward drunk - Canada (British Columbia)

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Nothing screams 'I'm drunk' like trying to act sober in front of your parents.

You think they've never seen a drunk kid before?

#14 - On 01/29/2011 at 2:29pm by Zebidee

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Congratulations on getting caught, idiot. There is no excuse for getting so shit-faced that uncontrolled vomiting ensues, especially in front of your mother. I hope you still live at home so your mother can ground your stupid ass.

#18 - On 01/29/2011 at 2:50pm by DocBastard

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