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Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

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On 12/20/2010 at 9:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Usually, this would be the opening of porno flick, but the sounds and smells of your explosive diarrhea managed to make a group of teenage boys go limp.

#13 - On 12/21/2010 at 3:10am by perdix

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Damn. Must've been one epic shit to deserve a slow clap.

#15 - On 12/21/2010 at 3:13am by Xythenol

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