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Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33566) - you deserved it (6496)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Oh God - here we go again. 150 comments by dumb fucks whose knowledge of the subject comes from watching re-runs of Jerry Springer.

#18 - On 12/18/2010 at 7:43am by Zebidee

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hope you recover!

#2 - On 12/18/2010 at 6:10am by turfvirtuoso

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