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Today, I went to feed my neighbor's cat while he was out of town. The cat was sick, so part of my job was to give it a pill each time I came. Cats don't like swallowing pills. My neighbor forgot to mention that his cat wasn't declawed. I was wearing shorts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22187) - you deserved it (5401)

On 12/14/2010 at 6:52am - health - by anonymous - United States

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Surely you should assume that all cats have claws until proven otherwise?

#26 - On 12/14/2010 at 10:22am by ella23

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Anyone who declaws their cat is disgusting.

#36 - On 12/14/2010 at 10:32am by Tikwichka

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