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Today, I was on the phone with my mother. She asked me if I was going to make it to Christmas at home. I told her that I would try and make it home since it would be my grandma's last Christmas alive. To my luck, grandma was sitting in the car with my mother, and speaker phone was in use. FML


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On 11/16/2010 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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YDI. There's some things you should keep to yourself. I doubt your mom appreciated it any more than your grandma did.

#7 - On 11/16/2010 at 4:18pm by Lounia

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I guess you can kiss that inheritance goodbye, sucker.

#8 - On 11/16/2010 at 4:21pm by DocBastard

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