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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19903) - you deserved it (2851)

On 11/08/2010 at 1:34pm - health - by Anon - Singapore

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Kudos to him.

#5 - On 11/08/2010 at 4:45pm by machiko

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what a douche for answering a text while making out.

#33 - On 11/08/2010 at 8:00pm by YaFYL

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