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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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On 11/08/2010 at 1:34pm - health - by Anon - Singapore

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Kudos to him.

#5 - On 11/08/2010 at 4:45pm by machiko

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You should definitely break up with him. He should've said "Sorry" instead of him laughing at you. If he's gonna laugh at you for being injured, he is being a cruel bastard.

#8 - On 11/08/2010 at 4:55pm by Rainbow_dumpster

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