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Today, I watched a grizzled, old gas station attendant with a stain on her blouse use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34016) - you deserved it (2766)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

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After she gives it back to you, stick it down your pants and scratch your ass with it. Then just walk away. . .

#25 - On 10/23/2010 at 11:00am by saint_jimmy

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be happy it was her teeth she fiddled with.

#2 - On 10/23/2010 at 10:06am by Ancarnia

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