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Today, I watched a grizzled, old gas station attendant with a stain on her blouse use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30607) - you deserved it (2489)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

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After she gives it back to you, stick it down your pants and scratch your ass with it. Then just walk away. . .

#25 - On 10/23/2010 at 11:00am by saint_jimmy

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was that DRIVING you insane?
eheh get it? driving?....

#16 - On 10/23/2010 at 10:27am by xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx

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