Today, I watched a grizzled, old gas station attendant with a stain on her blouse use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 4:17am / United States (Colorado) / Health
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After she gives it back to you, stick it down your pants and scratch your ass with it. Then just walk away. . .
#25 - On 10/23/2010 at 11:00am by saint_jimmy
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be happy it was her teeth she fiddled with.
#2 - On 10/23/2010 at 10:06am by Ancarnia
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