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Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML

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On 10/21/2010 at 6:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Was this the first time you ever shaved?

#3 - On 10/21/2010 at 10:08am by marinus

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Never said this to a girl but you should probably avoid shaving down there.

#20 - On 10/21/2010 at 10:16am by ROFLBERRYPIE

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