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Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6616) - you deserved it (26664)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Looks like you wont be SCORING tonight ;)

#2 - On 10/11/2010 at 6:08am by ActionManly

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Don't worry, nobody noticed you in the first place.

#1 - On 10/11/2010 at 6:07am by H8rSk8r

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