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Today, I decided to fix my bike and take it for a test ride. Five minutes in, a bee flew into my eye and stung me. In pain, I thought it would be best to go home. I turned around to find a big pitbull running towards me. The dog chased me for a mile before giving up. FML

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...At least you survived the bee sting and you didn't get eaten by the pitbull so you could post it on FML! :D By the way... ._. Mother Nature called... She wants you dead. >:D

#20 - On 10/01/2010 at 5:43pm by AudaciouslyInsan

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your bike is cursed, my friend.

#6 - On 10/01/2010 at 5:18pm by LukeNukem

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