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Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML


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On 09/29/2010 at 5:29pm - health - by bitter cherry - United States (Minnesota)

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You need to read the directions. Choking and gagging are definitely not recommended.

You have confused a throat lozenge with something completely different.

#1 - On 09/29/2010 at 7:39pm by perdix

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a lozenge? man up and use bleach! hand in your man card, wimp.

#29 - On 09/29/2010 at 8:06pm by LOLSWAT

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