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Today, my sister is nursing an injured cat back to health in our home because she accidentally hit it with her car. Now I can't decide which is contributing more to my insomnia: the incessant meowing, or the constant itching because our house is infested with fleas. FML

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On 09/03/2010 at 7:02pm - health - by insomniac (man) -

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Is it really too hard to pick up some Advantage or Revolution and dose the cat? As for the house, vacuum EVERTHING and chuck the bag in the garbage outside when you're done. Buy a premise spray and don't forget to treat the baseboards, fleas love to hide there. Treat it like a lice infestation and wash everything you can in warm water if possible. If you think you're itching, imagine how the cat feels. It's probably losing fur and becoming anemic as you complain.

#22 - On 09/04/2010 at 4:27am by Cigar

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this is what vets are for....unless she is a vet herself then that's where it needs to go....if she is then she can take it to her office n stay up with it all night. that way op can flea bomb the house

#32 - On 09/04/2010 at 9:37am by UndiscoveredChao

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