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Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12162) - you deserved it (59851)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:20pm - health - by JohnFarrell (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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There is no such thing as a "man ass slap". Its called the "gay ass slap".

#4 - On 04/24/2009 at 5:19pm by Good_old_Grim

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you shouldn't be giving any guy a butt slap.

#3 - On 04/24/2009 at 5:18pm by schnoid

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