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Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9472) - you deserved it (44811)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:20pm - health - by JohnFarrell (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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