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Today, I haven't had any real sleep in 4 days because I am an insomniac. My father is also an insomniac but he takes Ambien to get his rest. Me? I'm stuck staring at the ceiling for hours because he won't let me take any kind of medication, because he doesn't want me "getting addicted." FML

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It does suck, but your dad is right. I'm an insomniac and my doctor prescribed me Lunesta... it's great... I can sleep and whatnot; however, if I don't take it, I CAN'T sleep. Sleeping pill dependance is a real problem. Try exercising to wear yourself our or some other non-sleeping pill options or talk to your doctor... not really a true FML but I know the feeling very well. :/

#5 - On 08/15/2010 at 10:14am by justthatonekid

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dude my moms the EXACT same way.! ugh I hate it so much.! like I won't be able to sleep until like five and I beg her for sleeping pills but she thinks I'll get addicted too. even though my spoiled friend has been taking them since she was 8. FYL and mine :/

#43 - On 08/15/2010 at 11:50am by alexaluvee

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