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Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38550) - you deserved it (3275)

On 07/31/2010 at 11:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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what a fuckn douche bag, I would of just come out and said something. ydi for not speaking up and letting him do what he pleases!

#4 - On 07/31/2010 at 1:22pm by iamepiclee

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get drunk
flash all of his friends
run around acting like a fool
talk about his penis size to everyone you meet

#10 - On 07/31/2010 at 1:26pm by Hump_Zilla

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