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Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML


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On 06/10/2010 at 12:07pm - health - by Aciliveth (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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lol of that happened to me I would blame it on the bitch who pressed it.

#9 - On 06/10/2010 at 5:14pm by lawlsmileyface

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1. It was most likely not a doctor, but a sonographer. There is a whole job built around ultrasound, and with the amount of ultrasounds done I don't know why it is so hard to call people by the right title.
2. It may not have been a pregnancy scan. You need a full bladder for a scan of your uterus etc. to help distinguish between structures.
3. There is such a thing as drinking too much water before a scan. If the bladder is too full it can compress other structures and make them harder to visualise.

#91 - On 06/10/2010 at 7:01pm by lolagaxiola

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