Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

#11102000
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32624) - you deserved it (3097)

On 06/10/2010 at 12:07pm - health - by Aciliveth (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

highschoolgrad's life also sucks
Today, my family and I were about to watch the video my dad took of me walking across the…

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned…

Top comments

1. It was most likely not a doctor, but a sonographer. There is a whole job built around ultrasound, and with the amount of ultrasounds done I don't know why it is so hard to call people by the right title.
2. It may not have been a pregnancy scan. You need a full bladder for a scan of your uterus etc. to help distinguish between structures.
3. There is such a thing as drinking too much water before a scan. If the bladder is too full it can compress other structures and make them harder to visualise.

#91 - On 06/10/2010 at 7:01pm by lolagaxiola

See in context

+3

lol of that happened to me I would blame it on the bitch who pressed it.

#9 - On 06/10/2010 at 5:14pm by lawlsmileyface

See in context

+2

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by