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Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

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On 06/10/2010 at 12:07pm - health - by Aciliveth (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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incase you didn't know, it's really hard to hold it when your pregnant...hence the whole ULTRASOUND part.

#19 - On 06/10/2010 at 5:23pm by devona

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lol of that happened to me I would blame it on the bitch who pressed it.

#9 - On 06/10/2010 at 5:14pm by lawlsmileyface

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