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Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18760) - you deserved it (2890)

On 06/08/2010 at 10:24am - health - by Rach (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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