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Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28046) - you deserved it (4240)

On 06/08/2010 at 10:24am - health - by Rach (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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That sucks.
I'm trying to type this around my cat laying on the keyboard, so I feel your (emotional) pain.

#1 - On 06/08/2010 at 1:02pm by ArmaNarma

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nom nom nom

#2 - On 06/08/2010 at 1:05pm by silentsniper441

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