Work: Today, whilst waiting tables at work, I served a young couple... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 05:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, whilst waiting tables at work, I served a young couple the milkshakes they had ordered. The woman at the next table verbally abused me for "teasing" her screaming sons with "unhealthy foods". FML

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Ray9889 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:02

I'm sure she was angry that you were teasing her, and not actually her son

perdix 29

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:08

Why is she taking her brats to a place that is serving unhealthy food? They are not going to be happy with their kale juice and tofu fritters when their neighbors are getting burgers and fries.

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De_Bri 16

Tuesday 29 April 2014 22:58

She's just mad she can't control her unruly children so she takes it out on you. Jeez. Where do these people come from? They really need to go back and stay there for the sake of everyone else's humanity.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 9 July 2014 16:32

She's just mad that she can't control her kids.

renegadekid2002 14

Thursday 30 April 2015 22:04

I'd just tell the mom that she should starve her children with broccoli

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