Miscellaneous: Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair...

By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair on my loofa. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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MiddleChild08 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:20

Look at it this way...at least it was clean cockroach...

Whats_Love09 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:23

Im hoping you showered... again. Without the roach this time.

Comments

bibbit 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:40

YDI for using a loofah

oh_dee 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:41

Nah, I think I have the cleanest house in the history of clean houses and I STILL get the occasional roach in my basement...where there's humidity and if you have neighbors it's pretty much unavoidable. But how did you not see something darkish in your loofa? I don't really get it...and wouldn't you feel it while lathering up? You know, something hard that's not supposed to be there? I don't know.....but in any case I would be scarred for life if I were you.

Aiken_ 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:41

Oh my lizard. Ewww...

HaveNoShame 3

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:43

That's pretty traumatizing, but at least you can console yourself that the roach had a much weirder experience than you.

Raecheezy 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:58

Yeah, f the roaches life :|

diet_otaku 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 2:03

this happened to me once, only instead of a little black roach it was a big waterbug, and instead of its antenna poking out, it shed its skin inside the loofa and dropped to the tub floor all white and semi-transparent. fortunately i had not used the loofa yet. D:

Pandasaur 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 4:47

That literally made me shiver more than the FML did. D: Worst mental image ever.

JukeboxBunny 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:00

Oh my ******* god. I think I'm going to have nightmares about that.

gtdoll 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 4:47

ohmygawd. I WONT be able to shower tonight without mental images of clear bugs.

Amanyyyyyy 29

Thursday 8 May 2014 3:40

NOPE NOPE NOPE

plexico 3

Wednesday 7 October 2009 2:03

Let me get this straight: you were OK with lathering your whole body with a loofah that had a stray pubic hair sticking out of it. (Even if you are sure you lathered your whole body with your OWN pube, yuck!) But you freak out when it turns out that innocent strand of man-floss turns out to be a roach antenna? And you are man that uses a loofah?

ScaryyMary 14

Wednesday 7 October 2009 2:43

EXACTLY what I was thinking.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Wednesday 7 October 2009 3:47

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. :/ This can't be an FML for the OP if he was willing to wash with a pube, because in my opinion a roach isn't much worse. Or possibly it was the bugs in his pubes that bred the roach in his loofah?