Health: Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML - FML

By trev - 30/05/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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By annie - 26/05/2021 10:57

Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML

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By unknown002 - 12/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML

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By Marcilor001 - 10/08/2018 20:30

Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

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Desks are so judgmental these days!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2021 02:01

Today, I was telling my friend how much I love my 20-year-old kitchen scale, because it has this one handy function that even new ones don’t have. Later, my mom melted it on the stove and isn’t even convinced she should buy me a new one. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By Ferniferousfern - 20/08/2018 18:30

Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML

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Top comments

kruzito 0

Monday 30 May 2011 22:41

Time to buy a bigger one!

shovels 0

Monday 30 May 2011 22:47

Jog to the store and buy a new one...

Comments

Deeznutzhairy 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:00

this is a sign from Jesus :D

markli 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:24

Every FML to do with being fat automatically = YDI. Stop eating all the pies - it's not hard.

Zdog101 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:24

u fatass

shaniecerb 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:32

i swear im nit moved when people cry about their weight.its called a strict diet and exercise and commitment

shaniecerb 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:38

*not

tayza249 20

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:05

Some people can eat a healthy diet and exercise and still be big. it's just genetic. there are also other factors to consider, like maybe they have a glandular problem or they suffered an injury and are unable to exercise?

shaniecerb 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 23:39

bullshit they just have to put in extra hard work and commitment.it may take long but it will happen so please dont pull that thyroid shit.thank you

sxe_beast 11

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:32

Wow, good job at being morbidly obese! Time to consult a bariatric surgeon...

daxter136 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:36

fatness

peaches_527 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:59

ahahah!!! that's funny ;P

HeyMrsWest 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:14

Lmfaoo. well, damn.

kenoswild 14

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:20

did the scale scream bloody murder before it broke?

DTOWNgirl 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:23

take the hint:)

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