Today the Vice President of the company I work for demanded I... - FML

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By stressed out - 17/01/2018 00:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today the Vice President of the company I work for demanded I bring in a doctor's note. I’ve already sent in two notes, and resent both notes today. I am on stress leaving due to the way I’ve been treated from my superiors and left town to help cope. I am now in stressed out more than ever FML.

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