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By uncool - 16/04/2011 06:11 - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML

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By bdayloser - 07/11/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML

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By Jims - 29/04/2011 14:00 - Singapore

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 03:02 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, my life is so messed up that when I got pulled over, the officer asked about my life and not only did I not receive a ticket, he made me write down his personal number, patrol number and to call if I ever needed a favor or to talk, telling me that I had a friend in him. FML

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By FML - 05/01/2012 15:56 - United States

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2017 19:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML

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By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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Nimmrodel 11

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:16

He was doing his job and being nice at the same time. :)

ElGranOrgo 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:17

happy birthday...

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gabestar 4

Sunday 17 April 2011 9:18

well there you have it, your birthday gift. lol

gabestar 4

Sunday 17 April 2011 9:21

Happy birthday 

mawang_sky 1

Sunday 17 April 2011 14:02

hah happy birthday..

xica_sp4ever 18

Sunday 17 April 2011 20:27

Someone has already posted this FML.

SpincyAfternoon 0

Monday 18 April 2011 0:25

Maybe if you told everyone it was your birthday.

thatsmeh 0

Monday 18 April 2011 1:17

I'm sorry :( whata jackass of a cop. Happy birthday!!

wood908 0

Monday 18 April 2011 4:19

happy birthday?

SgtShadowCow 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 16:53

quit speeding

ashley_090595 2

Saturday 23 April 2011 11:53

Happy Latee Birthday! (:

babysaad 0

Friday 28 October 2011 4:28

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! don't worry, the only person to tell me happy birthday, was my mom and that was after I reminded her, I also have a dad and a brother and a huge extended family who stalks me and gives me grief in every little thing i do but they forget my birthday. so again HAPPY BIRTHDAY

cass1221 5

Friday 21 December 2012 18:50

when I was pulled over on my birthday, the cop added more on my ticket.

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