Love: Today, the guy I've been in love with for two years kissed me...

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By shmeh - 13/02/2016 17:41 - Canada - Calgary

Today, the guy I've been in love with for two years kissed me on the plane to Europe. He then got up to go to the bathroom and when I sought out my best friend to tell her, he was already kissing her. FML.

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