Today, polyamorous relationships still get a ridiculous amount... - FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 20:29

Today, polyamorous relationships still get a ridiculous amount of hate, despite all the movements to support sexual preferences and lifestyles, which is where many of those haters come from. I guess my choice in relationships, though perfectly healthy for all involved, is still unacceptable. FML

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