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By faceless_sailor8 - 31/08/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

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By anonomys - 05/09/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML

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By queenmeme - 08/10/2014 06:02 - United States - Redlands

Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML

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By derve - 07/11/2012 23:48 - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML

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By fatty - 03/08/2010 22:37 - United States

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

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By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

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By keepmouthshut - 12/10/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML

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By caaarl - 19/04/2012 19:46 - United Kingdom - Hemel Hempstead

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

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By 123alleyesonme - 02/11/2012 04:17 - United States - Austin

Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML

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By srloin - 21/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

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By ButImBeautiful - 04/02/2017 02:00 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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trollsemen 8

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:08

Where's the mammoth then?

IAmNotAnAnimal 9

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:10

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Lintu_26 23

Thursday 1 September 2011 15:44

Everyone loves Sid, and he get's the hot Sloth girls...so don't you worry :)

DomoLaDii 8

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:11

sid is awesome!!!! lolz.... he's funny

AuronDante 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:31

At least she didn't compare you to Sloth from The Goonies.

lilbeast0327 3

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:42

You know what they say about big feet tho right?....

ZielZone 4

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:17

Remind her that SHE was the one responsible for sleeping with a sloth, which brought you into this world!!

Niue 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:44

do you have the same lisp too?

trskln 1

Thursday 1 September 2011 20:09

What about the lisp ?? Do you have the lisp, too ???

Starchild2229 12

Thursday 1 September 2011 20:20

Soooooo does she like sloths? Like a lot? Lol

robo_thunder 13

Thursday 1 September 2011 20:36

Just be thankful she didn't say you're as annoying and useless as Sid.

wriptidez 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 23:55

we love u heck with her

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