Miscellaneous: Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought...

By Robin - 12/03/2012 11:57 - Russia

Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or widthwise. FML

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sukkaass 15

Monday 26 September 2016 15:22

you'll find some where to put it.

Shay_Shay97 23

Monday 26 September 2016 15:14

And I thought mine was bad. Yikes. So sorry OP, just wait until winter. Maybe then you can use the snow as a fridge.

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Livingroomrock 4

Tuesday 27 September 2016 14:38

That's what she said?

DashPlays 18

Tuesday 27 September 2016 18:58

That's what she said.

species4872 19

Wednesday 28 September 2016 7:34

They make them to look like anything these days, is it rechargeable?

honeyleee 15

Thursday 29 September 2016 5:05

Cut that bitch in half and make it fit!

rockydify 22

Saturday 1 October 2016 12:58

Chop it. #lifehack

t0tal_newb 4

Sunday 2 October 2016 21:41

Cut it in half???

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 15 October 2016 20:55

Magnum cucumber.

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 15 October 2016 20:57

Unencumber yourself.

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