Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbors decided to play a game where they turn on...

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By sleeplessinseattle - 07/05/2016 11:40 - United States - Toledo

Today, my neighbors decided to play a game where they turn on their car alarms until someone looks outside. This went on for 3 hours. I was trying to sleep since I work 3rd shift..... FML

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