Miscellaneous: Today, my mom introduced her new roommate to my dad and I. When...

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By miku061402 - 14/01/2016 18:51 - United States

Today, my mom introduced her new roommate to my dad and I. When I went to tell my mother good night, she was making out with her saying she was the best girlfriend anyone could ever have. FML

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