Health: Today, my mom has gone completely insane and insists we only... - FML

By nightbirdblue - 31/05/2013 18:00 - United States

Today, my mom has gone completely insane and insists we only flush the toilet or wash our hands at the start or end of the day, "to save on bills." My young sister thinks it's the best idea ever. My mom makes our food, and my sister just loves to touch everyone's faces. FML

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nightbirdblue 27

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:58

I know. I tried to explain, but that got me screamed at. My mom accused me of acting like the parent and cussed me out.

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

Saturday 1 June 2013 3:07

Your mom is Mr. Krabs?

michaelm1290 23

Saturday 1 June 2013 3:07

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down

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isabellasimone 18

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:41

maybe you should invest in some hand sanitizer. It's better than never washing your hands!

girlbye23 15

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:48

Time to move out

simoncat 11

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:52

Wow. Cholera is spread by unwashed hands. And Most infections can be prevented by the use of soap and water. But hey...your idiotic mom wants to save money on her utility bills. Well, She will certainly spend more on medical bills. If I were you- I'd invest heavily in hand sanitizer. Heavily.

jasmine2301 25

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:54

YDI you' shouldn't have went out drinking with under-age friends, anyway.

dweeds508 24

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:59

Wrong fml post

dweeds508 24

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:57

How does OP deserve this?

nightbirdblue 27

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:58

I know. I tried to explain, but that got me screamed at. My mom accused me of acting like the parent and cussed me out.

mollyjynxjax 28

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:02

What a psycho! FYL, and I hope she sees sense soon!

TheFoxForceFive 2

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:05

Google how unhealthy that is and give it to her...it's disgusting and there is tons of proof to back you up.

LesaraRose 8

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:17

omg. gross. please tell me what state you live in so I can hopefully NEVER meet your mom. I have no desire to get sick. I'm sorry you're going through this.

nightbirdblue 27

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:23

PA, but don't worry. My mom doesn't venture out of the house often. She much rather talk on Facebook with people than talk to them in real life.

ShakeDisPlace 10

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:29

Looks like OP won't be having any guests over anytime soon lol

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