Miscellaneous: Today, my mom found a new favorite game. I recently broke up...

By sadchick - 09/09/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, my mom found a new favorite game. I recently broke up with my boyfriend of a year and still have not been able to find a job (months after graduating college). Due to this stress I cry easily, her game? Seeing how many times a day she can make me boo-hoo. FML

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You deserved it 8 802

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By keiler - 06/08/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML

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You deserved it 355

By depressednupset - 30/12/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, my mother told me to 'quit having a pity party'. I was just diagnosed with depression. I've lost my boyfriend, my job, my academic standing, and I just got rejected from every graduate school I applied for. And my mother thinks I'm a cry baby. Great. FML

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You deserved it 8 236

By Taylor - 02/07/2019 20:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend, who loves board games, to give me advice on a board game I'm making. I ended up crying in the fetal position. FML

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You deserved it 460

By Samantha - 25/12/2018 02:00

Today, I discovered that my parents made a game out of my mental illness. Every morning, they have a bet on which one of them can make me cry first. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 756

You deserved it 299

By Nxydolli - 29/04/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

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You deserved it 56 370

By shylahrc - 03/05/2014 23:51 - United States

Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML

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You deserved it 3 523

By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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You deserved it 3 677

Anger management

By Sure, Mom - 15/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 430

You deserved it 90

By zuper_duper - 29/08/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML

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You deserved it 52 763

Supportive

By crazycutie1027 - 14/02/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML

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You deserved it 6 772

GeorginaGruesome 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 9:37

Damn, she sounds like a bitch!

barlessprison 16

Thursday 10 September 2009 10:22

To everyone bitching about how she used the word 'boohoo', that's probably what her mom named the game.

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lifeisaplay 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 18:54

Moms a bitch.

ciego 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:26

i would do that too, quit acting like such a little crybaby bitch

shootingstar8D 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 21:13

Watsaaa bitch, She reminds me of the old lady from recess

equinoxe_fml 2

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:22

Why are you assuming she WANTS to get back with her boyfriend? Just because she's feeling bad about the break-up doesn't mean she wants to get back with him, they broke up for a reason. And your entire advice about "looking good" is ridiculous. You think people lose weight and tan that easily... and maybe this girl is already very pretty, how would you even know? I think just buying a pretty new dress would probably suffice. God.

chop_buster 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 21:27

And I bet you ******* would touch your mom. She'd probably beat the everliving shit out of you for looking at her wrong, pussy.

_whatever_77 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 22:03

Ignore the stupid bitch of a mother. God, this sounds like something my coo-coo crazy aunt would do to my cousins. That's sad.

Matty_No9 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:44

get a ******* grip

Sapphy 0

Friday 11 September 2009 4:00

people who are saying to grow up or get a spine are kinda stupid. think about how much stress she is in and now think of how much more stress with her mother deliberatly making her cry as much as she can. not everyone is strong. although the ones who act like tough shit are usually the weakest. to the fml... pull through! try to be strong! it wont be easy but try!

sportygal85 0

Friday 11 September 2009 5:58

Hey #63, don't pick on her grammar unless you can learn how to spell. It's sentences not sentances. I have a degree in English; at least some of us use good grammar and know how to spell. And by the way, I'm a college grad too with no job as well. Besides, boyfriends cost money, you can save money by not having a boyfriend, unless he's well off...lol. I've applied to several jobs and almost got hired, if it weren't for a test or if I lived in the state where the job was. And I heard of someone last week apply for a job where there were 200 applicants and 15 positions. I don't care if a pizza parlor had 6 openings, I'm sure there's 100 people wanting to fill them.