Miscellaneous: Today, my husband won't quit staying up all night to play video... - FML

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By spicybasement - 17/01/2016 09:51 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my husband won't quit staying up all night to play video games so he sleeps all day long and does nothing. FML

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