Love: Today, My girlfriend discovered my only weakness: she keeps making...

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By Notsoundproof - 04/04/2016 22:50 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, My girlfriend discovered my only weakness: she keeps making a high-pitched voice which bothers me greatly and hurts my ears. Now she keeps doing it and won't stop teasing me about it. FML

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