Miscellaneous: Today, my friend told me that her mom said that we can't be friends...

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By Anonomous - 02/03/2016 18:43 - United States - Columbus

Today, my friend told me that her mom said that we can't be friends because when I meet her mom I was so nice that she said she didn't trust me and I was really suspicious. FML

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