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By well fuck you too - 30/03/2016 20:55 - Anonymous Proxy
Today, my dad admitted that while he loves me he will always hate me a little bit. Apparently I was the result of breakup sex between him and mum when they were in the middle of their divorce and I am the reason they stayed married and miserable for the next 24 years. Sorry for existing dad FML