Intimacy: Today, my computer camera disconnected right when I was about... - FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2016 00:13 - United States - Daly City

Today, my computer camera disconnected right when I was about to Skype my long distance boyfriend. It only does that when we try to Skype. FML

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