Today, my college basketball team Florida Atlantic University...

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By Owls4Lyfe - 07/04/2023 07:47

Today, my college basketball team Florida Atlantic University was winning 71-70 against San Diego State University. San Diego State scored a 2 pointer at the very last second of the second half of the game making us lose 71-72. FML

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