By NoBalls - 12/06/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
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evilmatty93 0

That guy had THE BEST CALL EVER! .... you got owned, big time.

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hamzy 0

Lol, gotta appreciate the humor. :D

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S600 0

LOL very funny man.....what did u say to him...lol

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Shizden 0

sounds awesome id so drive it even tho im a guy :)

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wbrycem 0

That other guy is a champ haha. You, OP, are definitely not.

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ostensibly 0

Your wife sounds fun... if maybe a little young.

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testing_fml 0

how come people give sh*t about something that some arbitrary unimportant stranger tells them? if it is really so embarassing for you to drive the car, then either don't or get the stuffed animals out before you drive.

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redbluegreen 40

This is probably the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time. I guess you fit the look then?

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xanth 0

Why does your wife pack her car with stuffed animals? Throw that shit out and tell her to grow up.

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yanayo 0

god, I agree so ******* hard.

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tokari 0

On the other hand, being secure in your sexuality is pretty sexy. The guy in one of my high school classes always knitted during class. He NEVER lacked a (female) date for the weekend. Then again, YMMV. FYL

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