Kids: Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old...

By Anonymous - 22/10/2014 16:09 - Norway - Egersund

Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML

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By aprouddaddy - 04/12/2014 23:46 - France - Paris

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

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By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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By badparent - 08/04/2013 04:26 - Australia - Southport

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2015 15:31 - Australia - Burwood

Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML

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By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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By Erica - 09/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML

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By Laura B. - 13/08/2022 22:00

Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML

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Cortezthe1st 23

Thursday 23 October 2014 0:38

You should play along.

Trin_Tran 26

Thursday 23 October 2014 0:38

Well at least she won't be sexually active anymore ...

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munzapoppa 18

Thursday 23 October 2014 4:01

I think that will put an end for her active sexual life

flashback_fml 14

Thursday 23 October 2014 4:19

You should write a parenting book

nadirawc 9

Thursday 23 October 2014 4:30

It's said that 13 year olds do these thing. I'm 13 and I definitely do not have sex. Sad.

uhohitslisa2 20

Thursday 23 October 2014 4:43

YDI for not educating her about sex.

SgtofHell 8

Thursday 23 October 2014 4:52

Dangerous combination.

kittykatchloe 2

Thursday 23 October 2014 5:04

When I was 13 I was trying to find ways to ship myself to the Jonas Brothers. What the hell society..?

tingtingmeg 12

Thursday 23 October 2014 5:08

umm grounded... for life...

chetongueek101 2

Thursday 23 October 2014 5:11

From the scenario described, you can probably accurately deduce that your 17-year-old son is a virgin.

iwadasn 32

Thursday 23 October 2014 20:15

More likely, he was just trying to play a prank on his gullible little sister. How was he supposed to know it'd backfire so horribly?

vivaellefashion 14

Thursday 23 October 2014 5:17

Well he is a good older brother.

tdotreppin 12

Thursday 23 October 2014 5:36

Omg at 13.

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